The Coolest Kid On The Planet

Hiya, Jordy here playing X-Boxing “X-Box” with my Dad, I love Fifa 08 we are Liverpool the best team on the planet. I kick the ball high with Pepe Reina and scores goals with Stevie G & Torres… Yeah Boy this is fun…

I am just starting to realise that Christmas is a great time of the year – the weather is horrible but everywhere I go I see these beautiful lights.

And in the shops there is music and everyone is talking about Santa…

I haven’t met Santa yet but my Mom tells me that if I behave myself and be a good boy Santa will be bringing me some presents on Christmas day.

How cool is that?

That just reminds me, please don’t tell Santa about my “Jordification” project, maybe he won’t understand that I’m just a little guy and need to find my way in the world and it is not really my fault if some things get Jordified along the way.

I just want you all to know that it is not easy being cool all the time. Sometimes I feel the urge to “jordify” something…

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My two cousins playing for Mondeor Mighty Mites. Loks like Mikey won this encounter.

Can you believe I have such a lovely blog and my Mom and Dad are too lazy to post about my incredible achievements every day?

If I had such a busy and talented son I would probably be posting twice a day.

So I’ll just have to tell you myself.

Just the other day I surpassed by previous high (low) when I “Jordified” our new plasma TV… It is (or rather, was) a high definition beauty that my Dad just loved watching.

The golf ball looked so real on the screen and that poor fool was really having a struggle to hit the ball I decided to show him how… Boy did I get a fright when the TV screen shattered!

Well anyway, that little bit kindness really got me in real trouble and I had to stand in the corner for hours. Also I couldn’t watch Disney channel that day and Dad was in a bad mood the whole day.

It was even worse than teh time I jordified my Dads laptop keyboard. (How was I to know that a bit of juice would jam up the works so badly?) Anyway back to my latest Jordyfication project.

I was really only trying to help that guy but I can tell you this much, I won’t ever be helping anyone on the TV again, ever!

Well that’s all for now, hope you enjoyed my story.

Till next time this is the coolest kid on the planet Jordy Currie signing off.

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Here is a great pic of my cousins Jamey, Mikey and Demi-Leigh Diesel with my aunty Louise. Cousin Mikey has just grabbed Demi’s dummy – what a naught look he has in his eyes…

Aunt Louise and Demi-Leigh are both well and will be coming home from the nursing home on Monday.

I can’t wait to see them in February when I will be visiting them in South Africa.

Jordy Currie AKA the coolest kid on the planet.

This is my Nana, Jacqui. She lives in South Africa with Rogan and Skye. When I was first learning to talk I used to call Rogan, Bonyan. I miss my Nana and am looking forward to seeing her next year and show her how much I have grown up since she last saw me.

Kieshia lives in England with me. She is so much fun to be with. She also goes to school like me and sometimes after she is at school she will catch the train to come and see me. Sometimes she brings me sweets and biscuits or toys. I like it when she comes to visit!

Skye is moms sister and lives in South Africa with my Nana. Skye misses me very much and thinks of me every day. I miss her too and cant wait to see her.

Here is a nice movie my granddad made at his house.

My Gran puts some awful stuff up my nose just because she is jealous I can kick a balloon so well. I can header it very well, in between admiring myself in the mirror.

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