The Coolest Kid On The Planet

I am just starting to realise that Christmas is a great time of the year – the weather is horrible but everywhere I go I see these beautiful lights.

And in the shops there is music and everyone is talking about Santa…

I haven’t met Santa yet but my Mom tells me that if I behave myself and be a good boy Santa will be bringing me some presents on Christmas day.

How cool is that?

That just reminds me, please don’t tell Santa about my “Jordification” project, maybe he won’t understand that I’m just a little guy and need to find my way in the world and it is not really my fault if some things get Jordified along the way.

I just want you all to know that it is not easy being cool all the time. Sometimes I feel the urge to “jordify” something…

Can you believe I have such a lovely blog and my Mom and Dad are too lazy to post about my incredible achievements every day?

If I had such a busy and talented son I would probably be posting twice a day.

So I’ll just have to tell you myself.

Just the other day I surpassed by previous high (low) when I “Jordified” our new plasma TV… It is (or rather, was) a high definition beauty that my Dad just loved watching.

The golf ball looked so real on the screen and that poor fool was really having a struggle to hit the ball I decided to show him how… Boy did I get a fright when the TV screen shattered!

Well anyway, that little bit kindness really got me in real trouble and I had to stand in the corner for hours. Also I couldn’t watch Disney channel that day and Dad was in a bad mood the whole day.

It was even worse than teh time I jordified my Dads laptop keyboard. (How was I to know that a bit of juice would jam up the works so badly?) Anyway back to my latest Jordyfication project.

I was really only trying to help that guy but I can tell you this much, I won’t ever be helping anyone on the TV again, ever!

Well that’s all for now, hope you enjoyed my story.

Till next time this is the coolest kid on the planet Jordy Currie signing off.