The Coolest Kid On The Planet

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I found this hilarious comment on English restauraunt food in a cute book called “Lern Yerseslf Scouse”by Frank Shaw.

“In most English restauraunts a large selection of bottled sauces, ketchups, pickles, mustard, etc. will be found permanently on the tables. Their function is to obliterate the taste of the food they accompany; visitors will soon discover that some of it is well worth obliterating.”

Nuff said?