How to “Jordify” A Plasma Screen

Author: jordy, 11 24th, 2007

Having a drink in the Park Bar - LiverpoolCan you believe I have such a lovely blog and my Mom and Dad are too lazy to post about my incredible achievements every day?

If I had such a busy and talented son I would probably be posting twice a day.

So I’ll just have to tell you myself.

Just the other day I surpassed by previous high (low) when I “Jordified” our new plasma TV… It is (or rather, was) a high definition beauty that my Dad just loved watching.

The golf ball looked so real on the screen and that poor fool was really having a struggle to hit the ball I decided to show him how… Boy did I get a fright when the TV screen shattered!

the coolest kid on the planetWell anyway, that little bit kindness really got me in real trouble and I had to stand in the corner for hours. Also I couldn’t watch Disney channel that day and Dad was in a bad mood the whole day.

It was even worse than teh time I jordified my Dads laptop keyboard. (How was I to know that a bit of juice would jam up the works so badly?) Anyway back to my latest Jordyfication project.

I was really only trying to help that guy but I can tell you this much, I won’t ever be helping anyone on the TV again, ever!

Well that’s all for now, hope you enjoyed my story.

Till next time this is the coolest kid on the planet Jordy Currie signing off.


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