“Don’t worry, Alan. You’ll be playing NEAR a great side.” 
Bill Shankly.
“If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I’d draw the curtains.”
Bill Shankly
“There are two great teams in Liverpool: Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.”
Bill Shankly
Greetings: I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
Gisalite: Do you have a match please?
I found this hilarious comment on English restauraunt food in a cute book called “Lern Yerseslf Scouse”by Frank Shaw.
“In most English restauraunts a large selection of bottled sauces, ketchups, pickles, mustard, etc. will be found permanently on the tables. Their function is to obliterate the taste of the food they accompany; visitors will soon discover that some of it is well worth obliterating.”
Nuff said?
Shankly gave the players and the city their pride and their passion back. If you didn’t have the pride and the passion, then you didnt play for Shankly and you didn’t play for Liverpool. – Ricky Tomlinson, a fan.
Jordy Currie and Unca Veence sing the Fernado Torres song. This has to be the coolest football song on the planet.
Hiya, the coolest kid on the planet here… Check out my new golf clubs I got them today!!! I am so glad the sun is out and I am playing golf yeah boy…
Check out my latest video:
Happy Friday yeah boy I was waiting the whole day for my Dad to come home so we could play footies… I have been practicing at school with my mate Charlie who is also a big red!!! We have both been in our Liverpool kits every day because it’s holiday club and we have been playing I even taught him what a ‘nutties’ is hahaha
Watch this video to check my skills I cant wait till I am old enough to play for Liverpool:
And to round off the perfect day our tickets for the Lazio game on the 8th arrived today so I am going with my dad and Uncle Veeence we are defo going into the shop before and I can get a scarf and maybe a ball I will try my best to convince my Uncle Veence he cant say no… hahaha any way – tada