A hello to Jordy Currie from his Granny and two crazy cousins! Jamie shows of the naughtiest bum on the planet…
Hello Jordy – We Miss You Kiddo!
Every once in a while something magic comes out of the advertising industry and this latest ad from NikeFootBall.com is special and worthy of a mention!
Fernando Torres, who has also been nominated as the coolest footballer on the planet, features in a Nike ad that is probably the coolest advertisement in the world! The advertisement features Liverpudlians “going Spanish”!
You see them speaking Spanish in a Scouse accent, eating Spanish food, pubs and restuarant being painted in Spanish colours, Liverpool ladies learning Flamenco. Anyone who has ever been to Liverpool will love this as the viewing figures show.
It is hilarious, topical and in the 10 days it has been published it has been viewed 170,000! Well done NikeFootball.com!
The Fernando Torres bounce song also gets my vote as the coolest song on the planet! It is sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home Agai, along wih much bouncing and is fast becoming known as the Fernando Torres Bounce so. Here are the words.
His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
You’ll never walk alone it said,
Torres, Torres,
We bought the lad from sunny Spain,He gets the ball, he scores again,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number nine.
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-naaa, na-naaa
Below is the coolest advertisement on planet courtesy of YouTube.com and Jordy Currie AKA the coolest kid on the planet.
My Aunt Louise who lives and works in South Africa is my favorite Aunt. I have three cousins, Jamie, Mikey and Demi-Leigh and they are really special cousins. I can’t wait to see them again.
My Aunt takes the most beautiful photos (she is a pro) and has this cool studio at her house. I posed for some pics the last we went back to visit family and I really think they are the best photos!
Aunty Louise really is the coolest photographer on the planet! She took some great photos of me doing the haka, and scaring my cousins with my dinosaur face. I
had so much fun in that studio.
My cousin Demi is 6 months old now but when the picture below was taken she was 6 hours old. She is my only girl cousin so she is special. Maybe one day I’ll have a sister, who knows?
The pic below is one Aunt Louise took of me all dressed up the wedding we went to. I really think it is the coolest photograph on the planet.
That wedding was the only time I have ever dressed up in a Tux but I couldn’t stand the tie.
Also my shoes were really fancy but I couldn’t kick my football without falling down, so I just made do with my football boots.
They were black and went quite well with my tux
So that is all I have for you today, I hope you like the photos!
Jordy Currie AKA the coolest kid on the planet.
Having established that I am the coolest kid on the planet, and my mom is the coolest mom on the planet, I guess I need to talk about my Dad a bit. He really is a cool guy!
I think he is the coolest guy on the planet!

He is great fun and we play football every day. He is a very good football player and has had trials at some top professional clubs here in England.
This is very cool for me as he has taught me so much, I think I will probably soon be the coolest football player on the planet.
And who do I have to thank for that? My Dad of course, JJ Currie who I believe to be the coolest guy on the planet. This weekend we are going to the zoo at Chester and they have tigers there – very cool!
Also now that it is summer and it is only getting dark at 9.30pm we spend a lot more time playing and practising ” my skills” so that one day I can play for Liverpoll FC like my favorite player Stevie G who is also a pretty cool guy!
Here is a photo of my Mom and Dad doing this crazy 2 mile slide at Sun City in South Africa when we were on holiday there in February 2008. I think they went a million miles an hour

Hiya,
Jordy Currie here aka the coolest kid on the planet…
Here is a pic from me at the beach we had such fun, building sand castles and splashing my mom. hahaha ![]()
I also played some footies in the sand with my dad and we were doing skills like “Kaka”. I really love playing footies…

As you can see in my picture, this is my naughty face and most times when you see this face I am in “NINJA” mode and having a great time…
I love the beach and the long summer days Yeah Boy!!!!
Well that is all from me today let me get back to being the coolest kid on the planet it’s a tough job but hey someone has got to do it…
Bye….
My grad dad may soon be coming to live near me! I am so excited. I really miss him, we used to play everyday before we moved to England and I can’t believe he may soon be living close to us again.
How cool is that!
My Granny is cuddly and lovely but Grand Dad plays football with me and we have lots of fun! We used to have the coolest times playing cricket and golf as well and I think golf the the second coolest sport on the planet, after football of course!
My Grand Dad is is surely the coolest grand dad on the planet and I really look forward to seeing him everyday and showing my new soccer, oops, football skills. In England they call it football
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Jordy Currie, AKA the coolest kid on the planet.
I just wanted to say how much I love my Mom – she is the best.
Hiya, Jordy here singing loud and proud… Fernando Torres Liverpool’s # 9!!!!
I watched the merseyside derby with my Dad & we had a cheeky punt on the footies.
My Dad told me if we catch our bet I can get a new football, I love getting new Footballs so here is a pic of me with my new ball it’s the same 1 that Torres scored with, a white premier league ball. Tomorow my Dad and I are going to the park with the big goals to play some footies yeah boy!!!!

Here I am posing in my backyard with my brand new football boots. One day I am going to play for Liverpool FC but in the meantime, my backyard is my Anfield!
