Fernando Torres is the coolest striker in the world – bar none!
He just can’t stop scoring goals at the the moment and has become the first Liverpool FC player to score over 20 goals in a season since Robby Fowler, way back when.
He has brought pride and joy have to the Liverpool FC faithful who have been longing for players of genuine class like Torre.
He and Stevie G are is forming a formidable partnership that is beginning to have the makings of greatness…
Stevie G has his own song and as befits a player of his class, now Fernando Torres, the coolest number 9 on the planet also has his own song.
He is a crowd favorite and below is a video taken at Anfield, in the Kop featuring the 12th man singing the song.
It is sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again:
His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
You’ll never walk alone it said,
Torres, Torres,
We bought the lad from sunny Spain,He gets the ball, he scores again,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number nine.
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-naaa, na-naaa
Here I am showing the world champion chokers just how world rugby champions supporters do the haka – 
Just joking about the All Blacks being chokers, but at least we have established that the Springboks are NOT chokers!
- In fact I have another new new haka video on YouTube check it out. My cousin Jamie is helping me out in that one as well.
Although I am a football nut and support the coolest soccer team on the planet – which obviously is Liverpool FC, I also love golf, cricket, swimming and rugby. Rugby is a great game to watch and is very exciting.
I am very lucky because my team the Springboks are the world champions and I have watched them play live against New Zealandwho are incredible fun to watch, especially just before the start of the game, when they do the “haka” – which is a kind of challenge to the other team and is fearsome to watch.
At the end of this story are two youtube videos, one where you can see the All Blacks, (the New Zealand rugby team) performing the haka, and the other where I show them how them how to do it correctly
It is just such a lot of fun doing the haka and I often do it in a busy mall just to watch the people’s reactions. Very funny! Especially the ladies (I think I like ladies…) anyway here are the All Blacks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83U_Vg1GRvA
And here is the coolest haka on the planet
by Jordy Currie AKA the coolest kid on the planet.
Howdy, Jordy Currie here reporting from Johannesburg South Africa where I went to the coolest wedding on the planet.
I had a really great time but I had to put my foot down when it came to wearing those fancy shoes Mom got me.
I prefer my trusty Nike football boots and think my dummy just finished off the look. (You are going to have to trust me on the boots)
Here is a really cool pic of my cousin Jamie Diesel flexing his muscles. I think he is ready for the title of the coolest muscles on the planet, what do you think?
Seriously though, I am having a GR8 time on my visit to South Africa, catching up with all my family, to say nothing of the lovely sunshine and 32c weather!
I have had plenty of time to practice my golfing, cricket, football and swimming skills – sometimes it really is hard being the coolest kid on the planet you know!
Anyway I am still going to be on holiday until the 19th February so watch this space for some more cool stories and pictures of my African adventure soon.
Can’t wait to see the lions and elephants at Pilansberg game reserve near Sun City where we are going next week! Well, goto go – Mom is insisting I change my nappy, again…
Jordy is naturally photogenic but it is hard to catch him in a reflective mood as he appears in this photograph. He prefers his “naughty face” or if he wants to scare me, the “dinosaur face” – they are all cute but this pic catches him in a reflective, thoughtful mood.
I know this really cool lady who just loves me to bits and I can’t help myself sometimes when I see her. I just need to give her a bit of a kiss and a cuddle.
She really loves it and I find that whenever I give her a bit of a smooch, I can stay up later and sometimes she even allows me to kick the ball in the house…
My granny and granddad are now back in South Africa and I really enjoyed their visit. We had lots of fun. I can’t wait to visit them in February! This is a photo of my little cousin Demi-Leigh Diesel – she is always laughing. I think she is the cutest baby on the planet!
Jordy Currie AKA the coolest kid on the planet…
This is a photograph I just took of my grandson Jordy Currie who is also known as the coolest kid on the planet. He is in “dinosaur”mode. I am visiting him here in dark, damp old England where he lives. Anyone who can be as cheerful and happy as this little family is certainly deserves a happy little guy like Jordan Currie!
He has certainly made my holiday just great and I love him lots!
